“You just have to decide what kind of man you want to grow up to be, Clark. Whoever that man is, he’s going to change the world.”
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(via supermanspoilers)
Requested by kingpeej.
okay excuse me a minute whilst i curl up in a ball and cry uncontrollably.
(via courageouswanderer)
Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?
Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.
Ellen: Ok.
Tina: Not even after it’s born.
Ellen: Not even after it’s born?
Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.
Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.
All the awards.
Parenting: A+
She’s like the person I want to grow up to be
(Source: alfonsodisparioso, via courageouswanderer)
everyone needs this on their blog to show respect.
(Source: lovinyoulikecrazzy, via love-will-always-be-love)
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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Alec Baldwin’s acceptance speeches- winning for 30 Rock.
(Source: fuck-yeah-stefon, via jimmy-fallon-is-perfection)
I’m so glad you guys think this because I hate talking to the customers.
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